180 - turncoat

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be like qxlkbh have a roughly monthly update "schedule"
today's qxlkbh brought to you by excessive fiddling in gimp

fourth wall: "I must concede: you're quite good at swordplay"

fourth wall: "this swordfight has gone bafflingly long even though our weapons are clearly mismatched. And neither of us has yet drawn blood."

LC: "Heh. 'drawn blood', you say?"

[LC swings their sword and the blade flies off, revealing that it's also a paintbrush underneath; they select a hue and then a lightness which are approximately the color of blood]

fourth wall [quietly]: "oh no."

LC [leaping at the fourth wall] "time to BREEAAAK YOU!!!!"