Personally I feel like the legibility here is even worse than normal, so here's a transcript:
Dandan: "Do Illegal actions occur canonically"
Musija: "uhh are you playing a nomic, Dandan?"
D: "maybe"
Andrew: "Why is this comic as meta as it is?"
M: "uhh because that's the niche we chose to occupy"
A: "When did this comic begin?" (reflectively) "... over half a month ago"
M: "Webcomic time™"
A: "Will anyone ask normal questions?"
M: "[xɬpʼχʷɬtʰɬpʰɬːskʷʰt͡sʼ]"
A: "What do bunchberries have to do with anything"